I Warned You Not To Be Weird

Adventures in dating and some really sage advice.

An actual picture from my Hinge profile.

I reactivated my dating apps. Raya and Hinge. After a few months of crickets in the dude department and the feeling of the LA air getting all crispy, I came to terms with the fact that I really don’t go out very often and no one has ever hit on me in the grocery store. I’m ready for some heat.

I don’t like either app, but what am I to do… get on Tinder? Feeld? Gross. The general consensus is that Hinge is desperate and Raya is douchey. I find this to be pretty accurate. This is a Hinge story…