Greatest Hits

Some weeks I just can’t fucking do it. But I still do it!

In August of 2022, I began posting on here every Saturday, and I have yet to miss one. And since then, my life has become increasingly more interesting in all good ways. Because, as the saying goes - nothing bad can happen to a writer. It’s all material.

I’m sorry I didn’t feel like writing anything new this week. Plenty of things happened, but sometimes I prefer to marinate on stuff and let it become the past before I share it. I did conjure up some ancient memories and scribble out a few ideas, but felt blah about them. This week has been draining for me and everyone I know. So, I thought it would be a good time for fun a recap. (Especially because there are so many new people here!)

Here are some of my personal favorite stories of the past, along with tiny summaries:

-This is a hilarious tale about an unusual afterparty at mine, but it’s really about me being an asshole. It’s a three-parter so make sure you follow the links to…