Give yourself 1 point for every yes.
You have at least one matching tattoo that you got with a stranger. Obviously, you no longer speak to them. yes/no?
You have at least one matching tattoo with someone you no longer speak to because you fucked their boyfriend. yes/no?
You quit going to sex and love addiction anonymous meetings because there was no one there you wanted to fuck. yes/no?
You fantasize about strangers. Strangers on the internet, the subway, the grocery store, Runyon Canyon, people you’ve met once or twice in a professional setting, or at a dinner party. You’re convinced you know the size of their dick, the way they would go down on you, how they would talk during intercourse, how they take their coffee, what their mouth tastes like, and exactly how they feel about you. Because they’re thinking about you right now too. You can feel it. yes/no?
You sold your dirty underwear and liked it. yes/no?
A$AP Rocky’s “Fuckin’ Problems” is your favorite song. yes/no?
You think 3-7 x…
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