50 Questions Google Can't Answer

Please comment if YOU have the answers!

1. Do people still name their children Chad? 

2. What about Karen?

3. Why does no one name their kid God? 

4. Does everybody need to be a little bit intimidated by someone to feel attracted to them? 

5. Do spiders watch the news? 

6. How the fuck did we get here? 

7. If everything is constantly in flux, can you ever really know anything? Or anyone? 

8. Considering all our blind spots, can we ever really know ourselves?

9. How can I know for sure if I’ve ever been in love?

10. Can you quantify love? Is it on a spectrum? 

11. Does everyone scream in their car just to make sure they can? 

12. Do I need to up my meds? 

13. Why do I believe in tarot but not a magic eight ball?

14. How do people let their lips get so chapped they crust and turn magenta?

15. How many times a day is it normal to cry? 

16. Does time move at a different speed depending on your size? Like, butterflies only live for a few days, but do their lives feel as long as ours?

17. How come you never see snakes together? Do they hang out in secret? 

18. Do bugs have friends? Are they aware of thing…