250,000 Angry Men

My week in review: on the loneliness of going viral, optometry, coffee, and a David Lynch sex dream.

SATURDAY: I woke up to thousands of comments from men telling me I have a low IQ and I deserve to be punched in the face. Just another day in HollyWould—upsetting the fragile egos of the Andrew Tate loving, incel set. It’s funny and ironic that they’re calling me dumb while falling right into my trap. Because all their hate is driving my algorithms on TikTok and instagram into the stratosphere, making my show Manthropology a success! It’s also making me realize that I ought to continue asking the vague and apparently frustrating question, “Why are men like this?” I guess I’m really onto something.

I already went viral on Threads for asking this inane question. Boy, did it spark a debate. My real question is, why is this so triggering? The most anyone has to say about it is that it’s a dumb, non-question and it’s annoying. Okay. Then why so mad?

“I’M NOT ANGRY I’M ANNOYED! YOU’RE SO STUPID, YOU DUMB THOT, BITCH.”

Anyway, I’ve had to make a real effort to not be distracted by all this non…