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22 Greek Men

22 Greek Men

A night in Hollywood.

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Feb 17, 2024
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It’s Friday night and I’m in a mood. Dare I say, I’m grumpy. No reason, just my vibe. My friends have put a lot into the Shabbat dinner they’re hosting and to flake would be terribly uncool and disrespectful. I show up at dinner and one of my besties is like, “you’re in a mood!”

So I do the respectful thing and eat a tiny piece of mushroom chocolate to boost my attitude. Of course, my stomach is empty and I’m already a lightweight and also kind of an idiot so within a few minutes the walls are melting and so are the faces of my friends who have become distant in their world of small talk and wine sipping. I don’t drink which can sometimes make me feel outside as they get loose but now I’ve whoopsied and gone from standing on the welcome mat to flying through the astral plane.

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Dinner is served and I don’t know what to do with myself because conversation seems out of the question, so I get rig…

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