A Discourse on Unavailable Men
A timely tale of a tale as old as time. Rockstars, married guys, married rockstars and just plain, 'ol emotional man-babies. For me, it's getting old. Also, a bit on my irrational fear of men's feet.
Maybe I don’t want a real boyfriend. Maybe I want an imaginary one who will never hurt me. He’ll never disappoint or annoy me with the way he communicates poorly and does a weird sucking thing with his teeth when he finishes eating. I’ll never have to hear him chew, cough or snore. I’ll never get sliced clean through, when after falling in love and maki…
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